The magic of one Dress!!!

Imagine that you are faced with a situation where you need to convey two very different messages. Perhaps it's a job interveiw and you want your outfit to say I'm smart and motivated, but not overbearing. Mixed signals. Over 90% of communication is non-verbal, so it is totally natural to spend that 20 minutes in front of your closet each morning (I feel so much better about myself right now) anyway back to the point. I was faced with one such situation. I needed a dress and not just any dress but a magical dress. One that conveyed two such opposing messages ... quite the perdicament. However, with the help of my trusty roommates Nicole and Michelle (your welcome for the shout out). I was able to do it. So here it is, the black dress that says to one guy "Let's just be friends" and to the other "Maybe you should ask me out." I was a little nervous not sure if it was going to work, but va-lah mission accomplished. Now it seems like the only thing I need in my closet is a pair of ill-fitting glass slippers (refer to earlier post) and this magic black dress! (there goes the 20 min in the morning - oh well you can never have too much beauty sleep).

Cinderella Shoe

So I never got how Cinderella lost her shoe on those stairs. On my way to school each morning I have to go down a series of stairs. Now granted i'm not the most coordinated person when it comes to going down stairs. I think it is the positioning of my eyeballs in my head and my cheeks. So my periphial vision looking down just doesn't work out for me. Anyway, So today when I was going down the stairs my shoe kind of slipped, and it got me thinking about how Cinderella lost her shoe. Now think about it really. If you are a women and have ever worn heels, and even if your a man and tried it (i'm not judging) you know that a good fitting pair of heels wouldn't slip. So just imagine how great a pair of high heeled glass shoes made by none other than your fairy godmother would fit your feet. So i find it highly illogical that Cinderella would lose her shoe. For those of you that I am crushing your Disney Princess world, I have a theory!!! Cinderella intentionally placed her shoe on the step. She like every modern girl knows that you have to drop the hint, for a guy to get it. So we should all take a lesson from Cinderella, Women of the world Unite and let your Prince Charming know that you want him to come looking for you!

THREATENED!!!!

I've noticed that girls who feel a little insecure about the relationship they are in have some funny little quirks. On imparticular, the unrelenting urge to always touch your boyfriend. Isn't it a dead give away that if you and your boyfriend are sitting next to each other and then another girl looks that way and you have the automatic muscle memory to reach out and touch you boyfriend's arm or hold his hand, that you are feeling threatened. It's like no girls boyfriend is safe in this world of "home wrecker" women. Ladies beware one glance from another girl and he could be gone. FYI I am holding a Boyfriend Grabing Reflex Class every Thursday night. Registration is $30! Come prepared to feel the BURN!!!

Welcome!

For the past few weeks I have been noticing random things that happen around me. I feel that these random acts of randomness needed to documented and commented on. As I have been an innocent observer I keep saying to myself ... "If I had a blog I would put that on it!" So I finally caved to the pressure of blogging society and made one. However, I must put a disclaimer on this blog. I don't mean to update you on the mundaneness of my life but rather inform you of the things that I find slightly hilarious, out of the ordinary, or things that just confuse me. This is rather a commentary on the world around me and how I respond to it. I don't mean to pass judgement on the people I write about or offend. This is merely an outlet for my thoughts. Don't mind the grammer or spelling those are not my forte when trying to pull thoughts out of my head in rapidness. Hope you enjoy!