THREATENED!!!!

I've noticed that girls who feel a little insecure about the relationship they are in have some funny little quirks. On imparticular, the unrelenting urge to always touch your boyfriend. Isn't it a dead give away that if you and your boyfriend are sitting next to each other and then another girl looks that way and you have the automatic muscle memory to reach out and touch you boyfriend's arm or hold his hand, that you are feeling threatened. It's like no girls boyfriend is safe in this world of "home wrecker" women. Ladies beware one glance from another girl and he could be gone. FYI I am holding a Boyfriend Grabing Reflex Class every Thursday night. Registration is $30! Come prepared to feel the BURN!!!