THREATENED!!!!

I've noticed that girls who feel a little insecure about the relationship they are in have some funny little quirks. On imparticular, the unrelenting urge to always touch your boyfriend. Isn't it a dead give away that if you and your boyfriend are sitting next to each other and then another girl looks that way and you have the automatic muscle memory to reach out and touch you boyfriend's arm or hold his hand, that you are feeling threatened. It's like no girls boyfriend is safe in this world of "home wrecker" women. Ladies beware one glance from another girl and he could be gone. FYI I am holding a Boyfriend Grabing Reflex Class every Thursday night. Registration is $30! Come prepared to feel the BURN!!!

Welcome!

For the past few weeks I have been noticing random things that happen around me. I feel that these random acts of randomness needed to documented and commented on. As I have been an innocent observer I keep saying to myself ... "If I had a blog I would put that on it!" So I finally caved to the pressure of blogging society and made one. However, I must put a disclaimer on this blog. I don't mean to update you on the mundaneness of my life but rather inform you of the things that I find slightly hilarious, out of the ordinary, or things that just confuse me. This is rather a commentary on the world around me and how I respond to it. I don't mean to pass judgement on the people I write about or offend. This is merely an outlet for my thoughts. Don't mind the grammer or spelling those are not my forte when trying to pull thoughts out of my head in rapidness. Hope you enjoy!